(Source: alisolchild, via ridinghi)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via princessgettngnaked)

"dude"

— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

(via princessgettngnaked)

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

(Source: official-tally, via allteensrelate)

trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

(Source: supagirl, via intensional)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via earthdad)

parkingstrange:

I was laying naked in my bed earlier and my brother and sister got home from school so they just walked right in and saw me there, laying naked. My sister looked me right in the eye and said “can you park that somewhere else?” she saw the chance and she fucking took it.

(via intensional)

meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c621b4ab2ad25fe28e4fc6153492d3c9/tumblr_mucw667yZb1qzmp9eo1_400.gif

(via ridinghi)

(Source: cyphyy, via gnarly)

oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

(Source: needsmoarcat, via godbless-st-cyr)

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

image

(Source: goldtouch, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: lanashiftdelrey, via done)

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: ssarahmanning, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: vinebox, via gnarly)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via intensional)